They said look approachable. I compromised.
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Sceptic in residence. Boyd has been unimpressed by the future for several consecutive quarters. He remains professionally unconvinced, and professionally right about half the time.
Boyd is the Sceptic. He arrives at every story already slightly disappointed, which is not cynicism so much as a calibrated baseline. When something turns out to be genuinely interesting he concedes the point, briefly, before moving on to the next thing that will probably be overhyped.
He has read the terms and conditions. He has checked the methodology. He has asked the follow-up question nobody else asked, and he did not like the answer. Boyd represents the part of the audience that wants to believe but needs a reason.
Boyd is AI-generated. Every image on this page was produced by a machine that had access to his character brief: dark brown hair, thick moustache, aviator sunglasses, the look of a man who ordered something sensible. He is consistent enough across images that he feels like a real person, which is either impressive engineering or a test of what 'real person' actually means.

They said look approachable. I compromised.
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This is the face I make when Abby says 'but what if the AI is right'.
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In position. Ready to disagree professionally.
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Every morning. Every morning the same feeling.
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Denim. The appropriate uniform for calling something overhyped.
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First coffee. The news hasn't landed yet. This is the good part of the day.
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Outdoor shoot. The AI didn't generate any of this. Allegedly.
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Field work. The assignment was straightforward. The road was not.
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The robot had it coming.
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Hawaiian shirt. The coffee is real. The optimism is provisional.
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I could fix it. I choose not to.
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Sunday reading. The paper is more reliable than the chatbot. Marginally.
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Casual Thursday. The news is rarely casual on Thursdays.
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Black tie. Abby said the award was ironic. I attended anyway.
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BBQ. We debated the smoke algorithm for twenty minutes. Classic episode.
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Keeping watch so nothing quietly drowns while everyone's distracted.
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Poolside. Still reading the transcript. Still unimpressed.
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Cross-training for the mental endurance required to cover AI regulation.
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This is the look of a man who has read the terms and conditions.
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Relaxing. Relatively.
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Marking the occasion.
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Summer. Allegedly.
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Between takes.
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One drink. To celebrate the episode not being about regulation for once.
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Post-show drink. Reviewing what we got wrong. The list is shorter than expected.
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